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How not to commit suicide on the internet

Inflate123 | April 16, 2007

It’s an online classic: Goodbye, cruel world, I’m logging off…for the last time! How amazingly pathetic and embarassing, not to mention poorly written. I call melodramatic 19-year-old, too-much-Radiohead-and-Nine-Inch-Nails, nothing-better-to-do-so-let’s-see-what-happens bullshit. I’ve known people with terminal illnesses and constant pain that took their own lives after long struggles, both physical and emotional. I still wish they [...]